gene the destroyer
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Fame : 24828
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Subject: chuck norris jokes Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:58 pm |
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chuck norris inspires me! dare to be inspires.
----In 1984, Chuck Norris won 4 times gold in the olympics, by accident. Later appeared he was chasing the light for stealing his thunder.
----Chuck Norris doesn't cry like a baby, babies cry like him
----Chuck Norris can close a soda can!
----"Everything that has a beginning, has an end... except Chuck Norris."
----Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.
----Winners never quit, quitters never win, and people who never win and never quit are killed by Chuck Norris
----SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Messing with the Chuck can be detrimental to your health.
----When Chuck Norris does a roundhouse he forms his own gravitational pull.
----Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
----Chuck Norris dreamed the impossible dream
----Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
----Chuck Norris washed his clothes in the ocean but had to stop because the tsunamis were injuring to many people
----The Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot hid themselves far beyond civilization after they saw what Chuck Norris could do to a bear in Walker Texas Ranger
----Chuck Norris once went on OPRAH and then she asked him what was his real name. She then was simultaniously hit in the face by a roundhouse to the face
----Chuck Norris understands concurrency.
----When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
----There are only two types of people in the world. Those who divide people into two groups, and Chuck Norris.
----If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARN'T CHUCK NORRIS
----Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
----Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.
----In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
----Smoking doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
----If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! ----When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
----Godzilla once challenged King Kong to an arm wrestling match. The winner was Chuck Norris
----Be afraid when you see Chuck Norris, be VERY afraid when you don't see Chuck Norris.
----Stars wish upon Chuck Norris
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DjMunchkin
Age : 28
Church : Bethany
Location : Hidden
Fame : 28470
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Subject: Re: chuck norris jokes Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:24 pm |
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haha here's one my friend arthur told me
---Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin, its descendents are known as giraffes
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---Chuck Norris stabbed a knife with man
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mike the bumblebee drumer
Age : 35
Fame : 24254
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Subject: Re: chuck norris jokes Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:48 pm |
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chuck is the man---did anyone see any of his movies??
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DjMunchkin
Age : 28
Church : Bethany
Location : Hidden
Fame : 28470
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Subject: Re: chuck norris jokes Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:23 pm |
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- mike the bumblebee drumer wrote:
- chuck is the man---did anyone see any of his movies??
No but i heard his audiobooks
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