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PostSubject: chuck norris jokes   Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:58 pm

Very Happy bounce chuck norris inspires me! dare to be inspires.


----In 1984, Chuck Norris won 4 times gold in the olympics, by accident. Later appeared he was chasing the light for stealing his thunder.

----Chuck Norris doesn't cry like a baby, babies cry like him

----Chuck Norris can close a soda can!

----"Everything that has a beginning, has an end... except Chuck Norris."

----Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.

----Winners never quit, quitters never win, and people who never win and never quit are killed by Chuck Norris

----SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Messing with the Chuck can be detrimental to your health.

----When Chuck Norris does a roundhouse he forms his own gravitational pull.

----Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

----Chuck Norris dreamed the impossible dream

----Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.

----Chuck Norris washed his clothes in the ocean but had to stop because the tsunamis were injuring to many people

----The Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot hid themselves far beyond civilization after they saw what Chuck Norris could do to a bear in Walker Texas Ranger

----Chuck Norris once went on OPRAH and then she asked him what was his real name. She then was simultaniously hit in the face by a roundhouse to the face

----Chuck Norris understands concurrency.

----When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.

----There are only two types of people in the world. Those who divide people into two groups, and Chuck Norris.

----If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARN'T CHUCK NORRIS

----Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.

----Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.

----In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

----Smoking doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

----If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

----When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

----Godzilla once challenged King Kong to an arm wrestling match. The winner was Chuck Norris

----Be afraid when you see Chuck Norris, be VERY afraid when you don't see Chuck Norris.

----Stars wish upon Chuck Norris Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:24 pm

haha Hahahaha
here's one my friend arthur told me

---Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin, its descendents are known as giraffes

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---Chuck Norris stabbed a knife with man
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:48 pm

chuck is the man---did anyone see any of his movies??
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:23 pm

mike the bumblebee drumer wrote:
chuck is the man---did anyone see any of his movies??

No but i heard his audiobooks
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